November 23, 2007

Why men are never depressed

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?Their last name stays put.The garage is all theirs.Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.They can be President. They can never be pregnant. They can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.They can wear NO shirt to a water park.Car mechanics tell them the truth.The world is their urinal.They never have to drive to another gas station rest room because this one is just too icky.They don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.Wedding dress 250K,Tux rental-15K.People never stare at their chest when they're talking to you.New shoes don't cut,blister or mangle their feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.They know stuff about tanks.A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.They can open all their jars.They get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite them, she or he can still be their friend.Their underwear is 2.5k for a three-pack.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.They almost never have strap problems in public. They are unable to see wrinkles in their clothes.Everything on their face stays its original color.The same hairstyle lasts for years,maybe decades.They only have to shave their face and neck.

They can play with one toy all their life.One wallet and one color for all seasons. They can wear shorts no matter how their legs look.They can 'do' their nails with a pocket knife.They have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

8 comments:

ababoypart2 said...

lol...Men can be depressed too...ask moi....lol

t said...

I'm a chic and do away with some of the women problems on your list. One thing I don't envy men is shaving - it seems like so much work to do it without irritating the skin.

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Tayo said...

hehehehe, this is so hilarious. I beg to differ on some points though. New shoes can hurt like hell (for me though)... and I don't do my nails with a pen knife!

Gerri said...

I disagree with you. I had this argument with my friend's wife a couple of days ago. What shut her up was me saying that men don't publicize such matters. To say that we are simple creatures is BS, you could maybe say that we are not good with getting touch with out emotions. EVERYONE gets depressed. It is a part of being human that no-one can avoid.

rethots said...

Whoa! so much for being a man. Yet still, a lady is a beauty to behold. Guess that makes up for the 'stresses'.

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Emy said...

I guess they dont always appear or remain depressed if they do get depressed cos they are not as emotional as we women