November 21, 2007

What if…………….

PHCN acquire MTN,



Nigerian Railway Corporation also acquire Celtel,



And NIPOST is buying out Glo!!,



Lastma is planning to buy Virgin Atlantic,



And Etteh is taking over from Dora!!,



Wealth Solution (wonder bank) has just bought First Bank ,



ALAO AKALA is taking over from Soludo as CBN Gov,



Nigeria Police Force has acquired Transcorp Hilton?,



And our own ENYIMBA Football Club has just bought 91% shares in Manchester ’s United in preparation for a takeover,



PETER ODILI will be taking over from Nuhu Ribadu (EFCC),



Nigerian Police Force trains FBI and Scotland Yard Officers.



ADEDIBU HAS BEEN NAMED THE NEW SECRETARY GENERAL OF THE UNITED NATIONS, IN RECOGNITION OF HIS ROLES IN STABILIZING DEMOCRAZY IN NIGERIA.



THE Under-17 GOLDEN EAGLETS TURNED THEMSELVES IN AND RETURNED THE WORLD CUP BACK TO FIFA, SAYING THE YOUNGEST AMONG THEM IS 36YEARS OLD!


What do u think?

3 comments:

livingindvine said...

Haba!!! God forbid bad tin o!! Real kata-kata go just shele. It shouldn't happen o, or has it happened......?

Anonymous said...

all correct apart from the golden eaglets parts .those chaps are young boys.Comot mouth for the matter .File

rethots said...

Exactly why they are what if.....?