26 Beautiful One-liners

1 <>Give God what's right -- not what's left.

2<>Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.

3<>A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

4<>He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

5<>In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him be the period.

6<>Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.

7<>Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.

8<>When praying, don't give God instructions -- just report for duty.

9<>Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.

10<>We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.

11<>The church is prayer-conditioned.

12<>When God ordains, He sustains.

13<>WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

14<>Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

15<>Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.

16<>Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

17<>Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.

18<>Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.

19<>Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.

20<>Compassion is difficult to give away
because it keeps coming back.

21<>He who angers you controls you.

22<>Worry is the "darkroom" in which "negatives" can develop.

23<>Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.

24<>Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them.

25<>God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

26<>Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.