REBRANDING

The Honorable Minister of Information & Communication of the Federal Republic of Nigeria has introduced the “new employees’ titles” to rebrand workers and remove inferiority complex, so that workers could be proud as they proceed with their work.

These are:

1. Gardener ---- Landscape and Animal Nutrition Executive

2. House Maid ---- Domestic Operations Specialist

3. Typist ---- Printed Document Consultant

4. Messenger ---- Regional Business Communications Conveyancer

5. Window Cleaner ---- Transparent Wall Technician

6. Temporary Teacher ---- Associate Tutor

7. Tea Boy ---- Refreshments Overseer

8. Garbage Collector ---- Public Sanitation Executive

9. Watchman ---- Area Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer

10. Thief ---- Wealth Redistribution Officer

11. Driver ---- Automobile Propulsion Pilot

12. Mechanic ---- Automobile Propulsion Specialist

Be advised accordingly