MEN ARE BETTER FRIENDS

IS THIS TRUE????

NICKNAMES
* If Lola,Hauwa and Nkechi go out for lunch,they will call each other Lola,Hauwa and Nkechi.
* If Ade,Uzor and Gomina go out,they will affectionately refer to each other as Oldboy,Itu,and Fineboy.

EATING OUT
* When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in N200,even though it's only for N500. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back..
* When the girls get their bill,out comes their pocket calculators.

MONEY
* A man will pay N2OO for a N100 item he needs.
* A woman will pay N100 for a N200 item that she doesn't need as long as it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house..

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she tells her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knows anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman calls her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirms that he had slept over, and two say he is still there.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes.There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!