The easy going ones that like to keep their own peace but doesn’t care deeply-- Oceanic Bank
The happy ones that would spend money on you carelessly just to have you but not for love-- InterContinental Bank
The small home boy who will always say “you’re welcome” — First Inland Bank
Those that are lousy, think everything is possible and can even rape you when they hear “NO”-- Bank PHB
The gentleman who cares about his lady, …very faithful, even when she misbehaves --Fidelity Bank
The tall guys that say “Yes” when they mean to lie, they’ll say “don’t worry” when indeed you’re missing - Skye Bank
The very old stingy guys who think that a lady must pay her own bill yet “dem wan do” -- UBA
The very proud and arrogant ones who loves titles, think they are unique and always brag dey can take you there. -- Zenith Bank
The old Papa who doesn’t know how to dress, walk or dance well but can be trusted-- Union Bank
Those who are nervously social and in a hurry to pamper you even when you don’t need it because dem no dey get enuf time,– Access Bank
The gold diggers who want to share everything with ladies - Partnership that doesn’t work – Equitorial Trust Bank
Those that request you to respect them by all means because they are men too, afterall, our small MD too na man!!!!– FCMB
Those that are too shy to express their feelings even when they love you – Sterling Bank
Those that are very old with pot belly …the sugar daddy that loves to “boogie” – First Bank
Those that are okay sha! …but unfortunately not ready for love, they want to be on their own – Diamond Bank
Those “anyhow guys” that want to encourage themselves to stand tall even where they are short – AfriBank
The fine gentleman, handsome, lovely, amicable, trustworthy and cool but doesn’t like to mingle– GT Bank
Those that are “born again” and would not want ladies that can stress them-- Ecobank
Those that are old but still behaves childishly – the mummy’s big boys – Unity Bank
The civil servant who complains too much about lean purse – Spring Bank
Those who smoke, drink and gamble too much and doesn’t care what anybody says; ‘my promotion comes from the Lord’ – Wema Bank
The ones that want to “form big boy” even when they are poor –Stanbic IBTC
The immature ones that want ‘big things’--Micro Finance Bank.
WHICH ONE U BELONG?
September 25, 2008
September 19, 2008
The Images of A Mom
4 YEARS OF AGE Y My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE Y My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE Y My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE Y Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either!
16 YEARS OF AGE Y Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE Y That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE Y Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE Y Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE Y Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF GE Y Wish I could talk it over with Mom. .
8 YEARS OF AGE Y My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE Y My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE Y Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either!
16 YEARS OF AGE Y Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE Y That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE Y Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE Y Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE Y Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF GE Y Wish I could talk it over with Mom. .
Beauty of a Woman
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows.
The beauty of a womanWith time, only grows..
September 11, 2008
Something to ponder on
When you feel yourself getting upset/angry/frustrated, ask yourself, "How much will this really matter to me in a day? A week? A month?" Asking helps you gain perspective.Screaming obscenities at traffic will not get you there any faster.There is no shame in admitting that you need help. Don't be afraid to ask for it and don'be afraid to help someone who needs it - A lot of bad things happen in the world because people are afraid to get involved.Care about others and give them a hand when they need it.Sometimes all they need is a chance to help themselves and you can be the one enables that!
There comes a point where you know yourself. It's something you age into, one of the many benefits of aging. At that point you know that where you're from isn't the same as who you are.What you have isn't the same as who you are. Who you're with isn't the same as who you are.What you do isn't the same as who you are.It is very important to like and love yourself. Either learn to like the person you are, or change yourself to be more like the person you want to be.
Recognize that despite all your best efforts, you cannot control the lives of others or know what is best for any person other than yourself. Be content with just controlling yourself. Listening to friends and family will bring you closer to them and enrich you more than talking at them will.
Marriage is work. Marriage takes effort... love and understanding are rare. You deserve to love someone who loves you back, anything less is not good enough. A true partnership is not something that just happens - it’s a full time job. Marriage requires that both parties have the utmost respect for one another, implicit trust in each other and a willingness to compromise. -Its OK to love a man who doesn't dote on you and still have a very happy marriage.
When you think you’re ready to start looking for a spouse, look at your friends first. Figure out which qualities you like, love and admire in your longest lasting friends. Look for those qualities in a spouse. Marry your friend. Friendship is the most enduring aspect of marriage, sex you can get anywhere.
Sex is what you make it. It is your choice whether it's just going to be sex, or if it going to mean more to you. Whatever your expectations, it is your responsibility to let the other person know, before you have sex.It's impossible to fully understand the dynamics between two people; therefore, it's OK if your friends or relatives have relationships that seem strange, like something you yourself wouldn't want. You never know what's at the core of it, that might be just what they need in life.
Don't live your life expecting everyone and everything to be perfect. Your standards are your standards, be realistic and don't feel guilty if you don't live up to anyone else's. Trust your instincts where your life is concerned. Listen to your inner voice.Tomorrow is not promised to us, so live your life as though today is all you have. Grief and loss can make people either bitter or incredibly grateful for what they've had, either way, it's a choice
Pick your battles. Some are worth winning, some are not, some you'll never win. Expend your energy wisely. No one likes somone who wins all the time, so pick which battles you don't mind losing. It goes a long way towards getting cooperation when something is important to you.
It's important to play by the rules so that society doesn't fall apart, but it's also important to understand that some laws are wrong.
Time is an awesome commodity. It heals wounds, and it gives you energy. It also saps your strength if you let it create limits for you. Every day is a miracle. Don’t waste any. Find some way to appreciate life every single day. Savor the really special moments/times in life so that they become a part of your everyday life. Relive the happy moments from your childhood now and then. Go to the zoo. Go to the museum. Throw rocks into the water. Be bored sometimes. Never, ever take those you love for granted. Tell them you love them TODAY, give them a hug TODAY. Take time to appreciate why you love those you love...and tell them!
There comes a point where you know yourself. It's something you age into, one of the many benefits of aging. At that point you know that where you're from isn't the same as who you are.What you have isn't the same as who you are. Who you're with isn't the same as who you are.What you do isn't the same as who you are.It is very important to like and love yourself. Either learn to like the person you are, or change yourself to be more like the person you want to be.
Recognize that despite all your best efforts, you cannot control the lives of others or know what is best for any person other than yourself. Be content with just controlling yourself. Listening to friends and family will bring you closer to them and enrich you more than talking at them will.
Marriage is work. Marriage takes effort... love and understanding are rare. You deserve to love someone who loves you back, anything less is not good enough. A true partnership is not something that just happens - it’s a full time job. Marriage requires that both parties have the utmost respect for one another, implicit trust in each other and a willingness to compromise. -Its OK to love a man who doesn't dote on you and still have a very happy marriage.
When you think you’re ready to start looking for a spouse, look at your friends first. Figure out which qualities you like, love and admire in your longest lasting friends. Look for those qualities in a spouse. Marry your friend. Friendship is the most enduring aspect of marriage, sex you can get anywhere.
Sex is what you make it. It is your choice whether it's just going to be sex, or if it going to mean more to you. Whatever your expectations, it is your responsibility to let the other person know, before you have sex.It's impossible to fully understand the dynamics between two people; therefore, it's OK if your friends or relatives have relationships that seem strange, like something you yourself wouldn't want. You never know what's at the core of it, that might be just what they need in life.
Don't live your life expecting everyone and everything to be perfect. Your standards are your standards, be realistic and don't feel guilty if you don't live up to anyone else's. Trust your instincts where your life is concerned. Listen to your inner voice.Tomorrow is not promised to us, so live your life as though today is all you have. Grief and loss can make people either bitter or incredibly grateful for what they've had, either way, it's a choice
Pick your battles. Some are worth winning, some are not, some you'll never win. Expend your energy wisely. No one likes somone who wins all the time, so pick which battles you don't mind losing. It goes a long way towards getting cooperation when something is important to you.
It's important to play by the rules so that society doesn't fall apart, but it's also important to understand that some laws are wrong.
Time is an awesome commodity. It heals wounds, and it gives you energy. It also saps your strength if you let it create limits for you. Every day is a miracle. Don’t waste any. Find some way to appreciate life every single day. Savor the really special moments/times in life so that they become a part of your everyday life. Relive the happy moments from your childhood now and then. Go to the zoo. Go to the museum. Throw rocks into the water. Be bored sometimes. Never, ever take those you love for granted. Tell them you love them TODAY, give them a hug TODAY. Take time to appreciate why you love those you love...and tell them!
September 5, 2008
Enjoy beta Lafta for di week!!!!
A rolling stone ......... na person push am.
He who lives in a glass house……. Na im pepe rest
A stitch in time........ dey prevent further tear tear.
Birds of the same feather...na the same mama born dem.
One good turn......... na power steering be that.
A bird in hand........ na barbeque get am.
Half bread………. is better than buns or chi-chin.
Journey of a thousand miles……. Ol'boy carry your car go o
He who laughs last........ na mumu. Why him no catch the joke at the first time and laugh when others dey laugh?
The patient dog........ Na hunger go kill am.
All work and no play……Na banker be dat
All play and no work…… Abeg na the life be dat
Have a swell week you all
He who lives in a glass house……. Na im pepe rest
A stitch in time........ dey prevent further tear tear.
Birds of the same feather...na the same mama born dem.
One good turn......... na power steering be that.
A bird in hand........ na barbeque get am.
Half bread………. is better than buns or chi-chin.
Journey of a thousand miles……. Ol'boy carry your car go o
He who laughs last........ na mumu. Why him no catch the joke at the first time and laugh when others dey laugh?
The patient dog........ Na hunger go kill am.
All work and no play……Na banker be dat
All play and no work…… Abeg na the life be dat
Have a swell week you all
