If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't , he says u are PROUD .
If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE .
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET , he says u have no BRAINS ..
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT .
If u don't L ove him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him, he says u don't Love him;
If u do !! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are TROUBLESOME ;
If u don't , he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE , u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES , he is GENTLEMAN ..
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK ;
If he does WELL , it's BRAINS ..
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL ;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE !!
& sooo hard to please !!!!!
If u tell guys all these,they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
5 comments:
Guys are not as complex as you paint.They only have giant egos,which however melt like ice when they need sex.Use your brain and work around this secret,then thank me later.
I guess that is a result of immaturity, you know, you said guys not MEN!A matured man should know WHAT he wants,WHEN he wants it and WHY he wants it?
Sounds like a boy to me.
heheheheh good one!
Hey ,africa entertainment and sports,i dont agree with your point that men have huge egos.Infact i have done a research on cheating spouse catcher.
I personally have tried it out and believe me it works!!
james
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