March 27, 2008

The problems with GUYS

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't , he says u are PROUD .
If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE .
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET , he says u have no BRAINS ..
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT .
If u don't L ove him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him, he says u don't Love him;
If u do !! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are TROUBLESOME ;
If u don't , he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE , u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES , he is GENTLEMAN ..
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK ;
If he does WELL , it's BRAINS ..
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL ;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE !!
& sooo hard to please !!!!!

If u tell guys all these,they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....


africa entertainment and sports said...

Guys are not as complex as you paint.They only have giant egos,which however melt like ice when they need sex.Use your brain and work around this secret,then thank me later.

Bola said...

I guess that is a result of immaturity, you know, you said guys not MEN!A matured man should know WHAT he wants,WHEN he wants it and WHY he wants it?

Lady A said...

Sounds like a boy to me.

Waffarian said...

heheheheh good one!

james said...

Hey ,africa entertainment and sports,i dont agree with your point that men have huge egos.Infact i have done a research on cheating spouse catcher.
I personally have tried it out and believe me it works!!