September 21, 2007

In the lighter mood!!!

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend dead.

Wife says, " Well done...Keep that up and you'll lose ALL your friends."


Small Boy writes to Santa Claus," send me a brother."
Santa writes back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER!"


Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when your wife is pregnant,
Tension is when your girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant


Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?

Kid: Yea, once my sister said she missed one and my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack & our driver ran away .


Woman asks a man traveling with six children if they're all his kids .

Man says, "No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints ."


Son asks his dad the difference between confidence and confidential .

His dad says, "you're my son, I'm confident of that. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential! "


Mother says to her teenage daughter: "It's time we have a talk about sex ."

Daughter (excitedly): "Sure mom, tell me what you want to know."


Hope you’ll have a good a laugh after reading this?


Bubbles said...

Why don't you write about ur life like u used to anymore. I really liked ur blog back then, now it's very impersonal.

4real said...

Toooooooooooooo funny,it eases off tension from one's brain.Good job

Anonymous said...

I was introduced to your blog by a friend and I could identify with some of your experiences but nowadays as bubbles and emi said previously, it's no longer about real issues. That clearly is why some of your blog friends lost interest. I am at that point myself. I only visit to see if things have changed. You have compromised the main reason for starting up your blog.

Anonymous said...

Appreciate your coming to my blog and just like i would have love to be personal like before but like i mentioned in one of my post,i may not fully do that to proctect myself.Thanks for being there.

anijawife said...

The last post was written by nijawife not anonymous please