June 5, 2007

MARRIAGE QUOTES

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry that must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste-David Bissonette.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
Keep her-Sacha Guitry.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
Can't face each other, but still they stay together-Hemant Joshi.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get
A bad one, you'll become a philosopher-Socrates.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them-Dumas.

The great question... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What
Does a woman want?-Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me-Anonymous.

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to
A restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
And dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays"-Henny Youngman .

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years"-Sam Kinison.

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
Banking. It's called marriage"-James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
Second one didn't"-Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
by Nash.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
Once...Anonymous.

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to-Henny Youngman.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met-Rodney Dangerfield.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong-Milton Berle.

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy-Anonymous.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
Received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
Mine"-Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.".

Haba!na so men see us in marriage

5 comments:

Sherri said...

hey gurl
i hope u like this:
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like P arking Spots .......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Refinedone said...
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Refinedone said...

Why are men and women at each other necks like this?

Ok! there bad, useless, good for nothing men/women out there...

But there are also good, loving, caring, respectable men/women out there too..why are those not celebrated... and all this kind of jokes that don't do anything but cause more division of the sexes reduced or sounded out with the loud cheers of the good man and of the good woman, of the good husband (who does not always get it rigth) and the good wife( who like the good husband to is "working" it out)

that celebrates the joys of marriage...( yes there are bad marriages, but there are good ones too,there are marriages that where very bad that became good)

just for a change can we find quotes or sayings that celebrate MEN and Women, and build's up too!

Yummy Mummy said...

I am with you refinedone.

There are some good guys out there. Just as there are deceitful men, there are also deceitful women.

It's a known fact that if you believe good about someone, with enough patience, you will get your expectation.

So let's celebrate

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