May 24, 2007

9 words women use

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Iam giving this advice to men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they hear any of those words and to all the women to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!



9ja Opeke said...


9ja Opeke said...

I agree with all except for 'Whatever' because I think most people use that word...And I don't think Nigeria women back home use the word...
I am sure the men folks will be so happy to read this, they will now be able to decode their GF or Wifey's words...

Yummy Mummy said...

LOL. A lot of it is so true

Meaning of 'whatever' is a bit extreme, but is used as well.

I know I use most of this, and it means exactly as described. Any man readig this would be wise to take note and act accordingly.

Anonymous said...

"Whatever" is a bit much since I do use this with my kids. Perhaps I will change from saying 'Whatever' to saying 'Fine'.
Still LOL :)

anijawife said...

Okay lets agreed that whatever means suit yourself abi?

Anonymous said...

Whatever == Suit yourself, just leave me alone.

ababoypart2 said...

The guys are silent....maybe they are waiting for the interpretations to be confirmed…Will be back.

This will come handy...

Ishtar said...

1.) I agree!
2.) Right on the spot
3.) Very true!
4.) Lol, yes
5.) Loud Sigh: You may not actually be the "real" idiot - it might just as well be someone else. But what is true is that it's a big problem. As a man, you'd better ask "Hey, how was your day?"
6.) That's Okay: I wouldn't use it like that. "That's ok" in my book means just that.
7.) Not sure I really get it here.
8.) Whatever: Also depends on the women. When I say it, I mean just that: "whatever".

The first ones were right on track though!!


Anonymous said...

It is about 95% acurate for 95% of the women.

custom college essay said...

you forget about last one - 'Fuck OFF!!'. it works better than any other ;D D:D :D