March 4, 2007

I have been hearing stories on how GSM has cause a lot of havoc to marriages,i thought they were all cock and bull story until saturday morning when it happened to me.I dont know how a junior colleague of mine was so daft to send a message mearnt for his client to my phone and quite unfortunately,my phone was on my hubby table when it came in and he read it and that started the katakata.The previous day i had told my hussy that i had a course to attend in my headoffice and he was still lamenting on how banking takes too much time and the only time i could stay at home,we were being called for useless meeting or course as if he is ever at home and i know better than to say anything but kept quite.That stupid message-lets meet as schedule for ten so that we can have enough time to ourselves spoilt my day as my oga was all out for a show down.Despite all the trust,he still think i could be so stupid to leave my home and kids to go and meet somebody somewhere.Initially,i find the whole thing amusing that i could still bring out jealousy in him-i thought he always joke that iam expired drugs after four and he will gladly dash me out without collecting kobo from anybody willing to take me but his behaviour on saturday was something else.He was just going up and down as if he is in a maternity ward about to deliver,i heard him saying ewoo emi ni ma se oko iyawo mi,i mean nobody can represent me,when iam still alive and he will hissed and shake him head.When i saw that it wasnt a joke and he was working himself up unnecessarily,i had to forgo my course and called in sick and my boss believed me.You cant belief that my hussy didnt step out throughout the whole day because of that and my kids were like is daddy sick.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL, your hubby really got worked up o. Abeg, whoever sent the text shd shine his eyes well well next time, alakoba.

Ubong Da said...

hmm hubby handled it well, if it were u hell would have been let loose, taining abuses and courses on him, saying all the things you have been suspecting which ain't true by the way. Linking 1 + 1 and getting 11, babanla yawah would have been let loose. Just hail hubby and give him one better shagging to rassure him. Matter close.

anijawife said...

trust say girl shake body no be small to assure the man say na only him dey shine the kongo but i hope say na my kongo only him too dey shine.

Anonymous said...

@ A naija wife
Only him dey shine your kongo ke? dat one na real prayer o, na tory for another day sister.U said u av dropped 4 bombs abi? Oga fit dey shine some tighter kongos outside, wetin you feel? I know u are also suspecting him.Look, men are unaltruistic. For the fact that he showed anger for dat text doesn't mean nada! Dat doesnt mean he shines only your Kongo.As a man,i would tell you that men dont want any other person shagging their wife/girlfriends even when they go out shagging other girls,ok? he might be pacing around the house dat day looking sad maybe cos he thinks karma is catching up with him (someone else shagging his wife). Sista, shine ur eyes wella.I no dey insinuate anything ooo.Am just dropping ma 2 cents as a man. On the lighter side, this your kongo dey try ooo. After 4 issues(pikin)lol, d thingy still dey emit fire for oga to dey jealous and want to Kolo when him smell firifiri 4 phone. Marital life,e get as he be.loll

anijawife said...

who tell you say if kongo don drop,na the end-na lie.Ask yourself why men this days dey date divorcee and married women.If na so the kongo slack,why they no go dey shack all those chickitos.As for me,i still dey make the man scream loud and clear

Calabar Gal said...

Ha ha ha. I'm sur eit wasnt funny at all at the time. Thank God you had the foresight to clal in sick and avert calamity and katakata in ur household. Warn that ya colleague well, well make im dey look him fone carefully before he sends out future txt messages.

LOL at shining kongos and screaming loud and clear.

Anonymous said...

" iam expired drugs after four and he will gladly dash me out without collecting kobo from anybody "

sorry to say, your husband is an ass for saying that. what kind of "joke" is that?

i hope your man wakes up soon and begins to appreciate what he has at home. staying out past midnight etc etc...rubbish.