February 27, 2007

Who go advice mrs adviser now?I was just feeling somehow yesterday evening and i knew that somehow i need to collect my tax from my hussy but you know say the man na wakabout and will never be home when needed and its been a while and only God knows what awaken that feeling in me but i guess iam still human and a young lady at that,it doesnt matter that i have ofloaded four beautiful kids and my engine have been re-ring and reboiled severally.Iam still a babe anyday and can stop traffic anytime.That human feeling just come and you know how its,you need to do the needful.I decided not to sleep -even sleep no go come if i want sleep and i was looking tantalising so that my man go get my language.He finally got home something after 12am with story of one function or the other but i no worry since i know he always have a hectic schedule.Before he could finished undressing,i had microwave fried fish and brought out a chilled larger beer to go down as i no want him to asked for food-he can eat heavy food at anytime and you no that-na sleep be that.I just sat beside him,looking at him somehow-women we be something else when we want something but na serious business now,if mohammed no go mountain,mountain too go go meet am.Before i know it,the man don start dey snore and i just say yeepa inside me,not after all my trouble,i tapped him and asked him to come to bed but my heart was already doing nooooooway but as soon as the man crashed on the bed and slept off and i was just doing something on him but na lie sleep don catch am,he woke up at a time and said i have a running nose and is making me sleep.I beg how person go dey cope and why is it that these days most marriages have problem with the sexual aspect of their relationship,is it that our men overwork themselves at the expense of their marital responsibilities or we young women of nowadays think too much of it.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I dont think you know how to arouse your husband despite dropping 4 bombs for him. You were only playing with his Kini? Is that arousal at all? Did you try giving it a mouth-worship?Nah, women of nowadays are not inhibited like before.For your marriage to work sexually, you gat to introduce new dimensions.Am not talking about candlelite,slow music et al, though that works,but sexually you have to surprise him.if you know how to handle ur hussy's sexuality, all dat sleep go run sharply.Have you ever tried riding on him? Well, he may be a core Naija dude who have no clue about what love-making is,so are you too!i hope he is not one of those men that may think you may be promiscuios if you start behaving like a sexuality godess. There is more to rolling on each other and calling it lovemaking! or could he be getting it outside from a woman who sabi do the thing well-well.?

mamarukky said...

Well, since I don't know how your sex life is, I'll just tell you what i do when I want "some". I polish my nails bright red, that turns him on, i wear a thong and sexy lacy bra I leave my hair down, I prance around the house as if i am busy but making sure i am in full view at all times, i pretend to drop something on the floor and put out my ass suggestively as i pick it up, at this moment, he normally loses it, but say he does not, i give him a blow job. By the way, what about porn? maybe that will keep him awake longer!

Waffarian said...

ohhhhhhhh! you this woman self! i be no wan talk all this while but you vex me sha....why you go give the man fish ehn? and lager beer? dat kain thing no dey work! As waffy babe, make i help you small...u dey lissen?first of all, as im land house, no be food you for take welcome am, you for just greet am with "wet wrapper"around body, make sure say ya body dey shine well, (infact you fit rub small palm oil and make sure say you dey clean and you don spray perfume to tantalise im nostrills) ehen, by the way, we waffy girls, we no how to make dat thing sing national anthem, but before i tell you our secrets(and forget all dat tory say benin girls sabi their work for bed, na we teach them!) which method you dey use for down there?(i mean wetin you dey do with im "thing" to arouse am?), wey you don answer dis question first, i go enlighten further.

Chameleon said...

i agree with all these comments. you need to tempt him and make him see you differently.

i dont know how you dress at home but it will be helpful to always look nice and sweet like you are ready to go out. not overdressed oh, but do your hair, nails, wear eyeliner, mascara, lip gloss.

in the evening after a bath- put some nice smelling lotion/perfume on, do your hair again (no scarf or net) and wear sexy lingerie just like mamarukky said or even like Waffy suggested.

In the bedroom, try some new moves. going down on him, tea bagging, tickling his arsehole etc. i dont know how u feel about porn star moves like his dick between ur breasts but hey! ur married. if u cant do all these unhibited, when can you?

also whispering dirty in his ears telling him how fabulous he is, how he makes you feel, and asking him if he likes how u feel...


anyways, im waiting for further comments from waffy too. lol

Ubong Da said...

The roles have changed now abi? Remember when u folks first started out and you used to deny him booty whenever he upsets you eh. Now you know how it feels.

Nothing spoil sha, men generally get bored with the routine love making session which for most married couples is in the bedroom after the kids are asleep. Try a lunch time surprise package for him. A quickie in his office if he has a single office or rent a sleazy short time joint for 2hrs and take him there. something unusal.

If all fails read my blog and get some ideas.

Anonymous said...

hopefully he's not getting it on the side?