January 20, 2010

BEING A MOTHER.

His mom only had one eye.He hated her... She was such an embarrassment.
She cooked for students & teachers to support the family.
There was this one day during elementary school where his
mom came to say hello to him.He was so embarrassed.
How could she do this to him?
He ignored her,threw her a hateful look and ran out.
The next day at school one of his classmates said, 'EEEE,
your mom only has one eye!'
He wanted to bury himself.He also wanted his mom to just disappear.

He confronted her that day and said,'If you're only going to make me a laughing stock, why don't you just die?' His mom did not respond...
He didn't even stop to think for a second about what he had said, because
He was full of anger.He was oblivious to her feelings.
He wanted her out of that house,and have nothing to do with her.
So he studied real hard and got a chance to go abroad to study.
Then,he got married.He bought a house of his own.
He had kids of his own.
He was happy with his life, his kids and the comforts,
Then one day,his mother came to visit him.She hadn't seen him in years
and she had not even met her grandchildren.
When she stood by the door,his children laughed at her,and he yelled at her for coming over uninvited.
He screamed at her, 'How dare you come to my house and scare my children!'

GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!'

And to this,his mother quietly answered,'Oh, I'm so sorry. I might have come to the wrong address,' and she disappeared out of sight..
One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to his house.
So he lied to his wife that he was going on a business trip. After the reunion,he went to their old shack just out of curiosity.

His neighbours said that his mother had died.He did not shed a single tear.
They handed him a letter that she had wanted him to have when she had come to visit him.

'My dearest son,
I think of you all the time. I'm sorry that I came to your house and scared your children.I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the school reunion.
But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you or maybe see You again.
I'm sorry that I was such a constant embarrassment to you when you were growing up.

You see........when you were very little,you got into an accident and lost your eye.
As a mother,I couldn't stand watching you having to grow up with one eye.So I gave you mine.I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me,in my place,with one of my eyes.

With all my love to you,

Your Mother.

After reading the letter like this the dude suffered heart problems and he died on the spot.......................

January 18, 2010

A CASE OF ADMITTING YOUR GUILT????????????

Wife goes to supermarket, sees man's briefs on sale. She buys a dozen of the same colour. Goes home and gives hubby.

Hubby protests, “Why buy me same colour?

People will think I do not change underwear!!

Wife asks, "Which people?"

January 13, 2010

Understand the Woman In Your Life

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;

Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as

you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your

Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system

that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as

much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family name.

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen.

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook

food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,

and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother,

a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as

to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply

Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise.

One, who can be late from work once in a whilewhen deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important,

relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her sometimes

and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

But not many guys understand this.......

Please appreciate "HER"


I hope you will do....

January 4, 2010

THANK GOD FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

Beloved,


As the we begin another year,

Lets thank God because;

1. You can still breathe without aid or mechanical assistance.

2. You have a roof over your head and not under one of the bridges.

3. Your two legs can still carry your body wherever you want to go.

4. Your skin is not covered up by some strange skin disease.

5. Your ears are not supported with hearing aids.

6. Your sight is not impaired in any manner.

7. With barely enough meal to get by the day you are still alive and healthy.

8. With so much issues you deal with daily you can still smile and look good daily

9. Every day comes with its craziness and demands yet your sanity is intact.

10. Your hair still grows on your head and sometimes adds grey to its colour to make you unique among your peers.

11. You sleep and wake up with ease to appreciate nature in all its beauty.

12. Your digestive system functions with the ease at which it was meant without the support of a machine.

13. Your appetite is very healthy with no issues.

14. Your teeth are still able to grind meat, bones and all other chewable.

15. Sickness put you to bed but could not put you to an early grave.

16. With all your many trips from your home to office, within the country and overseas accidents was not your portion even when it did happen you came out alive.

17. So far so good no bullet has your name on it either from the Police or marauders.

18. In spite of the economic downturn you can still finance your lifestyle.

19. Despite all the challenges and disappointments you suffered you did not commit suicide.

20. Above all you are still alive and standing!!!!!!

Thank God for all these daily unequated miracles in your live and your...........


Life is a gift from God cherish it no matter the circumstance

you find yourself

Be inspired always!!!!!