The problems with GUYS

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't , he says u are PROUD .
If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE .
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET , he says u have no BRAINS ..
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT .
If u don't L ove him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him, he says u don't Love him;
If u do !! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are TROUBLESOME ;
If u don't , he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE , u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES , he is GENTLEMAN ..
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK ;
If he does WELL , it's BRAINS ..
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL ;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE !!
& sooo hard to please !!!!!

If u tell guys all these,they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

Life and Age

Do you realise that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is
when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about
aging that you think in fractions.

"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a
half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the
next number, or even a few ahead.

"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're
gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . you become 21.
Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like
bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're
Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the
brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your
dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a
day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!.

You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch;
you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s,
you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92".

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little
kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!".
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!.

HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out nonessential numbers.This includes age, weight and height.
Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them".

2. Keep only cheerful friends.The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening,
whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's
workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on.The only person, who is
with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets,
keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it.If it is unstable,
improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips.Take a trip to the mall,even to the next
county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them,at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,but by the moments
that take our breath away.

Happy Easter!

When I was growing up,Easter was a time for the Easter Bunny to sneak in and leave a few clues for where eggs would be hidden around the house.As an adult,I know it was my father who made this special effort to make Easter a mystery treasure hunt rather than just a day for Easter egg hunting and an overabundance of chocolate.Rather than the typical candies,there would be gift of books,special meal or even a treat of movie tickets hidden inside the eggs.In order to find the eggs,we just needed to solve the clues that would be left on the foot of our bed - usually attached to some stuffed teddy.

The clues were not always simple nor were they obvious.It could take hours to come up with the solutions.As I grew older and developed a keener sense of solving the clues,he'd leave clues to where I could find clues.The more complicated he made the mystery the more I enjoyed it.

Marriage is a lot like that Easter Egg hunt.In the early years,there are lots of chocolates hidden in the eggs you find.You enjoy delving into the sweets and you don't have to look very far.As your marriage matures and you get to know each other better, the location of the eggs changes and they are not so obvious.They don't always contains sweets and their mysteries may be delightful,but they aren't all sugar and candy.

After ten years of marriage,you need clues to find other clues and as you have learned how the other person thinks - the mysteries become a little more complicated. But delving into the mysteries keep this ritual of childhood and early marriage alive and well.

We need our mysteries.They spice up our romance.They keep us reaching out to each other. So take a lesson from the Easter Egg hunt - don't forget to look into the mysteries of each other - you may just find a more delightful treasure

WHO IS A FRIEND?

Your Heart is your Love,
Your love is your Family ,
Your family is your Future ,
Your future is your Destiny ,
Your destiny is your Ambition,
Your ambition is your Aspiration ,
Your aspiration is your Motivation ,
Your motivation is your Belief ,
Your belief is your Peace ,
Your peace is your Target ,
Your target is Heaven,
Heaven is no fun without FRIENDS
It's " World Best Friends Week" and want to share this with all my good friends.

F - Few
R - Relations
I - In
E - Earth
N - Never
D - Die

Three things in life

Three things in life that, once gone, never come back -


Time
Words Opportunity


Three things in life that may never be lost -


Peace
Hope Honesty



Three things in life that are most valuable -


Love
Self-confidenceFriends


Three things in life that are never certain -


Dreams
SuccessFortune


Three things that make a man/woman -


Hard work
SincerityCommitment


Three things in life that can destroy a man/woman -


Alcohol
PrideAnger


Three things in life that, once lost, hard to build-up -


Respect
Trust Friendship


Three things in life that never fail -


True Love
Determination
Belief



P.-----pray
U.----until
S.----something
H.----happens

Healthy Tips

Reduce the amount of TEA you consume.
Do not eat bread which has only JUST been toasted.
Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS.
Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.
Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.
Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.
Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.
Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.
Do not take alcohol more than one glass/cup/serving a day.
Do not take pills with COOL water.
Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.
Getting LESS than 8 hours of sleep affects your health.
People used to napping will not get old easily.
When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar,do not answer the phone.
The radiation is 1000 times.
Answer the phone by LEFT ear.
It'll spoil your brain directly by using right ear.
Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.
Rest your ear awhile after 1 hour.
I put this on my blog for my friends whom i CARE about.

What Do Women Do All Day?

Every minute, to and fro,

That's the way my hours go;

Bring me this, and take me that,

Feed the dog, take out the cat.

Standing up, I eat my toast,

Drink my coffee, thaw the roast.

Empty the garbage, make the bed,

Rush to church, then wash my head.

Sweep the kitchen, wax the floor,

Scrub the woodwork, clean the doors;

Scour the bathtub, then myself;

Vacuum carpets, straighten shelves.

Eat my sandwich on the run...

Now my afternoon's begun.

To the baseball game I go,

When will there be time to sew?

Meet the teacher, stop the fight,

See the dentist, fly the kite.

Help with homework, do the wash,

Iron the clothes, put on the squash.

Shop for groceries, cash a check,

Fight the crowds, now I'm a wreck;

Dinner time it soon will be,

"What's for dinner?" they ask,

Wait and see.

Dirty dishes crowd the sink,

Next there's popcorn, then a drink.

Will they never go to bed?

Will I ever get ahead?

"Bring me water." "Get the light."

Turn off the TV, lock the bike.

"Where's my pillow?" "Hear my prayers."

"Did you lock the door downstairs?"

At last in bed, my spouse and I,

Too tired to move, too weak to cry.

But e'er I doze, I hear him say,

"What do women do all day?"

Poem by Marshall H. Hart.


Fellow women,wishing you happy women day and may God continue to give us strength .

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Christian wives duties and responsibilities towards their husbands

The scripture had specifically underscored the fact that the husband is the head of the home.No Christian wife has the prerogative to arrogate to herself the right to subvert such injunction from God.

It is absolutely unbiblical and unscriptural for you arrogate to yourself the right to subvert the injunction from God,by taking ownership of the headship of the home. God will judge that action with absolute judgment.Taking ownership of the headship of your home is tantamount to Jacob stealing the birth right of Esau.Be very careful and pay attention to God’s warning.Irrespective of your status at home,you are still enjoined to respect your husband and honor him.It is quite possible you are the bread winner,more educated,has a better paying job,more influential and sociable, more articulate,and better positioned.Yet that shouldn’t pave the way for you to downplay and disrespect your husband.

Refrain from the bad attitude of comparing other women’s husbands to yours.This is normally the genesis of infidelity (Adultery).Such comparison has the propensity of creating the desire to wish,in your heart,you had married one of them.That is evil and really,really bad.Your husband should be a precious jewel to you irrespective of his shortcomings or physical appearance.The Bible asserted that Sarah so much loved and respected her husband to the extent she called him lord.

It is time to take deep inventory on how you’ve been treating your husband.Look at that poor man and see how you’ve drained him of his self worth.You’ve cheated on him over and over,yet your conscience doesn’t seem to bother you.He is like a second class citizen in his own home.You have succeeded in eroding him of his reputation to the extent the children wouldn’t take orders from him any more.You are in total control of the home and your husband has no saying of his own.Your action is destroying his ministry and he doesn’t see the need to go on any longer.

The Bible says, “love your husband.”He may not be as rich as others,respect and honor him;he may not be as intelligent as others,respect him;he may not be as educated as others,honor him;he may not be as handsome as others,love him;and he may not have a well paying job,you are enjoined to submit to him.

Remember,if God didn’t spare Jezebel;neither will He spare you.Ahab was controlled, manipulated,directed,and ruled by Jezebel to his doom.God rained his anger on Jezebel and her bones were eaten by dogs.If you want to escape the fierce judgment from God,you must repent today and tell God you are sorry for how you’ve maltreated your husband in the past years.The Lord will have mercy and forgive you:then you will see the dramatic change in your home.

May the good Lord bring peace, joy, and harmony to your home.Amen.