December 23, 2008

Smart Modern Wife

Modern wives are too smart please do not try with your own
wife.


Letter from husband (who is abroad) to wife


Dear Sweetheart:

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100
kisses.

You are my sweetheart.

Your husband,

Bunty.


His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses
details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's
milk.

2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or
three kisses Instead of the rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have
given him Some other items....... ....

5. Other expenses 40 kisses


Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance
of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Should I plan same way for next month? Please Advise!!!

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