Equations! - This is the best I have read in a LONG time
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
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October 30, 2009
October 28, 2009
Ask yourself
When last did you . . .
Say I love you
Hold his hand
Help in the kitchen
Tell her she’s beautiful
Put flowers in the bedroom
Smile when he got home
Tell him he’s fabulous
Show her affection
Take him out for dinner
All these goes a long way in building better relationships
Say I love you
Hold his hand
Help in the kitchen
Tell her she’s beautiful
Put flowers in the bedroom
Smile when he got home
Tell him he’s fabulous
Show her affection
Take him out for dinner
All these goes a long way in building better relationships
October 23, 2009
HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them'
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever.. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,but by the moments that take our breath away.
Worry about nothing,pray about everything!!!
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever.. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,but by the moments that take our breath away.
Worry about nothing,pray about everything!!!
October 22, 2009
October 20, 2009
Let not your hearts be troubled!
PEACE OF MIND
If you were to ask your neighbour,
"What would give you peace of mind?" he might tell you,
"A vacation in Bermuda!" or
"An extra hundred grand would give me peace!", or
"A new sport car would make me content!"
But going places and getting stuff is usually a temporary solution ...
Peace of mind rarely comes from getting more stuff.
Getting more stuff usually leads to wanting even more stuff!
Peace of mind starts with being grateful for what we have right now.
GRATITUDE is POWER
When we are thankful for what we have - for the friends we have, and for the things we've got, we attract more good people and good things!
People who always complain about what they DON'T HAVE, stay stuck. Complainers attract more things to complain about!
It is a law of life. It's hard to explain, but you can observe it around you. We get more of what we dwell upon.
That's why all the spiritual masters have taught the same lesson..
"Start by being thankful. Be happy with what you have now, and more will come your way."
It's practical advice.
Every time you say a silent "thank you" you become more peaceful “and have more power.
If you were to ask your neighbour,
"What would give you peace of mind?" he might tell you,
"A vacation in Bermuda!" or
"An extra hundred grand would give me peace!", or
"A new sport car would make me content!"
But going places and getting stuff is usually a temporary solution ...
Peace of mind rarely comes from getting more stuff.
Getting more stuff usually leads to wanting even more stuff!
Peace of mind starts with being grateful for what we have right now.
GRATITUDE is POWER
When we are thankful for what we have - for the friends we have, and for the things we've got, we attract more good people and good things!
People who always complain about what they DON'T HAVE, stay stuck. Complainers attract more things to complain about!
It is a law of life. It's hard to explain, but you can observe it around you. We get more of what we dwell upon.
That's why all the spiritual masters have taught the same lesson..
"Start by being thankful. Be happy with what you have now, and more will come your way."
It's practical advice.
Every time you say a silent "thank you" you become more peaceful “and have more power.
October 15, 2009
BIBLE BIRTHDAY GIFT
A married lady was expecting a birthday gift from her husband.For many months she had admired a beautiful diamond ring in a showroom,and knowing her husband could afford it, she told him that was all she wanted.
As her birthday approached,this lady awaited signs that her husband had purchased the diamond ring.Finally,on the morning of her birthday,her husband called her into his study..
Her husband told her how proud he was to have such a good wife,and told her how much he loved her.He handed her a beautiful wrapped gift box..
Curious,the wife opened the box and found a lovely,leather-bound Bible,with the wife's name embossed in gold..
Angrily, she raised her voice to her husband and said, 'With all your money you give me a Bible?' And stormed out of the house,leaving her husband.
Many years passed and the lady was very successful in business.She managed to settle for a more beautiful house and a wonderful family,but realized her ex-husband was very old,and thought perhaps she should go to visit him.She had not seen him for many years.
But before she could make arrangements,she received a telegram telling her that her ex-husband had passed away,and willed all of his possessions to her. She needed to come back immediately and take care of things.
When she arrived at her ex-husband's house,sudden sadness and regret filled her heart. She began to search through her ex-husband's important papers and saw the still new Bible,just as she had left it years before.
With tears,she opened the Bible and began to turn the pages.Her ex-husband had carefully underlined a verse, Matt 7:11,'And if you, being evil,know how to give good gifts to your children,how much more shall your Heavenly Father,who is in heaven,give what is good to those who ask Him?'
As she read those words,a tiny package dropped from the back of the Bible. It had a diamond ring, with her name engraved on it --the same diamond ring which she saw at the showroom.On the tag was the date of her birth,and the words.'LUV U ALWAYS'.
How many times do we miss God's blessings,because they are not packaged as we expected?.Do not spoil what you have,by desiring what you have not; but remember
that what you now was once among the things you only hoped for.
IF YOUR GIFT IS NOT PACKAGED THE WAY YOU WANT IT,
IT'S BECAUSE IT IS BETTER PACKAGED THE WAY IT IS.
ALWAYS APPRECIATE LITTLE THINGS;
THEY USUALLY LEAD YOU TO BIGGER & BETTER THINGS.
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.They must be felt with the heart.
