HER DIARY
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I thought he was acting weird.We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee.I was shopping with my friends all day long,solely thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,but he made no comment.Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk,he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.I asked him what was wrong - he said,"Nothing."I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him,he simply smiled and kept driving.I can't explain his behaviour;I don't know why he didn't say,"I love u too."
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him,as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.He just sat there and watched TV,he seemed distant and absent.Finally I
decided to go to bed.About 10 minutes later he came to bed.I decided that I could not take it anymore,so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.
I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.I don't know what to do.I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is gonna be a disaster.
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HIS DIARY
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Today Arsenal lost the football match
against Barcelona.
DAMN
IT.
Imaging the Simplicity of Men Vs Complexity of Women !!!
June 24, 2009
June 23, 2009
Applied Maths
A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:
To My Dear Wife.
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you & I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
To My Dear Husband.
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Marriot Hotel with Michael, one of my students. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that although it may appear that we are in the same situation, there is one mathematical difference:
'18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.'
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.'
lovingly.
To My Dear Wife.
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you & I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
To My Dear Husband.
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Marriot Hotel with Michael, one of my students. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that although it may appear that we are in the same situation, there is one mathematical difference:
'18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.'
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.'
lovingly.
June 22, 2009
Deciding The Day!!!........
A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex,decides to make a schedule for him,to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage.
While getting ready for work,she writes on a piece of paper,"Honey,you know I love you,but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T',to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking sessions.Don't be mad at me honey,just understand where I am coming from,and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."
On her way out the door,she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door,hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.
Upon returning home,she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads,"Baby, I didn't' realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry.
I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter,those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.
1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW
P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY,I am waiting for you upstairs."
While getting ready for work,she writes on a piece of paper,"Honey,you know I love you,but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T',to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking sessions.Don't be mad at me honey,just understand where I am coming from,and let me know if my request is too demanding of you."
On her way out the door,she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door,hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.
Upon returning home,she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads,"Baby, I didn't' realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry.
I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter,those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.
1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW
P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY,I am waiting for you upstairs."
June 17, 2009
Daddy, how was I born?
Enjoy this:
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.We sneaked into a secluded room,where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload,we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,and since it was too late to hit the delete button,nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said
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You have Male!'
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.We sneaked into a secluded room,where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload,we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,and since it was too late to hit the delete button,nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said
¤
¤
¤
You have Male!'
June 11, 2009
I BELIEVE
Birth Certificate shows that we were born,
A Death Certificate shows that we died,
Pictures show that we lived!
I Believe...
That just because two people argue,
it doesn't mean they don't love each other.
And just because they don't argue,
it doesn't mean they do love each other.
I Believe...
That we don't have to always change friends
if we understand that friends change.
I Believe...
That no matter how good a friend is,
they're going to hurt you every once in a while
and you must forgive them for that.
I Believe...
That true friendship continues to grow,
even over the longest distance.
Same goes for true love.
I Believe...
That you can do something in an instant
that will give you heartache for life.
I Believe...
That you should always leave loved ones
with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
I Believe...
That you can keep going long after you think you can't.
I Believe...
That we are responsible for what we do,
no matter how we feel.
I Believe...
That either you control your attitude or it controls you.
I Believe...
That heroes are the people who do what has to be done
when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.
I Believe...
That my best friend and I,
can do anything,
or nothing and have the best time.
I Believe...
That sometimes when I'm angry
I have the right to be angry,
but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.
I Believe...
That maturity has more to do
with what types of experiences you've had
and what you've learned from them
and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.
I Believe...
That it isn't always enough, to be forgiven by others.
sometimes, you have to learn to forgive yourself.
I Believe...
That no matter how bad your heart is broken
the world doesn't stop for your grief, so don't stop your life.
I Believe...
That our background and circumstances
may have influenced who we are,
but, we are responsible for who we become.
I Believe...
That you shouldn't be so eager
to find out a secret.
It could change your life Forever negatively.
I Believe...
Two people can look at
the exact same thing
and see something totally different.
I Believe...
That your life can be changed
in a matter of hours
by people who don't even know you.
I Believe...
That even when you think
you have no more to give,
when a friend cries out to you -
you will find the strength to help.
I Believe...
That credentials on the wall
do not make you a decent human being.
I Believe...
The happiest of people
don't necessarily have the best of everything;
they just make the most of everything...
What say ye?
A Death Certificate shows that we died,
Pictures show that we lived!
I Believe...
That just because two people argue,
it doesn't mean they don't love each other.
And just because they don't argue,
it doesn't mean they do love each other.
I Believe...
That we don't have to always change friends
if we understand that friends change.
I Believe...
That no matter how good a friend is,
they're going to hurt you every once in a while
and you must forgive them for that.
I Believe...
That true friendship continues to grow,
even over the longest distance.
Same goes for true love.
I Believe...
That you can do something in an instant
that will give you heartache for life.
I Believe...
That you should always leave loved ones
with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
I Believe...
That you can keep going long after you think you can't.
I Believe...
That we are responsible for what we do,
no matter how we feel.
I Believe...
That either you control your attitude or it controls you.
I Believe...
That heroes are the people who do what has to be done
when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.
I Believe...
That my best friend and I,
can do anything,
or nothing and have the best time.
I Believe...
That sometimes when I'm angry
I have the right to be angry,
but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.
I Believe...
That maturity has more to do
with what types of experiences you've had
and what you've learned from them
and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.
I Believe...
That it isn't always enough, to be forgiven by others.
sometimes, you have to learn to forgive yourself.
I Believe...
That no matter how bad your heart is broken
the world doesn't stop for your grief, so don't stop your life.
I Believe...
That our background and circumstances
may have influenced who we are,
but, we are responsible for who we become.
I Believe...
That you shouldn't be so eager
to find out a secret.
It could change your life Forever negatively.
I Believe...
Two people can look at
the exact same thing
and see something totally different.
I Believe...
That your life can be changed
in a matter of hours
by people who don't even know you.
I Believe...
That even when you think
you have no more to give,
when a friend cries out to you -
you will find the strength to help.
I Believe...
That credentials on the wall
do not make you a decent human being.
I Believe...
The happiest of people
don't necessarily have the best of everything;
they just make the most of everything...
What say ye?
June 10, 2009
Do Men Remember Anniversaries?
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'
Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'
I remember that too' she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...
I would have been released today.'
Haba!na so we bad?.
She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'
Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'
I remember that too' she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...
I would have been released today.'
Haba!na so we bad?.
June 9, 2009
USED VS LOVED . . .
While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked up stone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using a wrench.
At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father.....with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times.
Devastated by his own actions......sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.
The next day that man committed suicide. . .
Anger and Love have no limits; choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life..... Things are to be used and people are to be loved,
But the problem in today's world is that, People are used and things are loved... During this year, let's be careful to keep this thought in mind:Things are to be used, but People are to be loved ... Be yourself....This is the only day we HAVE.
Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits they become character;
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father.....with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times.
Devastated by his own actions......sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.
The next day that man committed suicide. . .
Anger and Love have no limits; choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life..... Things are to be used and people are to be loved,
But the problem in today's world is that, People are used and things are loved... During this year, let's be careful to keep this thought in mind:Things are to be used, but People are to be loved ... Be yourself....This is the only day we HAVE.
Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits they become character;
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
