I was the first to listen to this conversation, now its your turn....
2008: My son am tired
2009: why?
2008: My time is up, i will be going to join your forefathers
2009: I know, u have less than 15 hours to live... i will miss you dad
2008: But let me tell you some things b4 i go
2009: What is it?
2008: Please when i go, make sure you take care of this person
2009: Who?...
2008: The person (reading) listening to this conversation of ours?
2009: Okay
2008: I made some promises to this person during my reign, i fulfilled some, and some i couldnt
2009: But why couldnt you fulfill all dad?
2008: Well, my son...sometimes time, destiny and human factors affected some of the promises
2009: But...
2008: But surely, i spoke with God on this person's behalf, and God granted my wish in you to fulfill the rest promises. So these are the rest of the fulfillment you will carry out on this person...
2009: Go on dad...
2008: Stabilize this person's health without cease all through your reign!
2009: Yea
2008: Open a direct link between our God and this person
2009: Done, carry on
2008: Ensure that this person's dreams come to reality within the shortest time
2009: Alright
2008: Give this person wealth that will touch lives of multitudes
2009: surely
2008: Make sure that you remove all remaining hindrances to success from this person's way
2009: Noted!
2008: I have being trying to make sure that money will never remain d priority of this person, so keep to that pls, make sure son!
2009: I will dad, no problem!
2008: Pay more emphasis on the advice of this person's friends, dont worry about that of this person's enemies, God will take care of that! Get it?
2009: Yes
2008: Finally, promise me that when your own time is up, you will instruct that your offsprings after offsprings (2010, 2011, 2012.....to....2100) to keep positive fulfilments of this person going!
2009: yes dad, may God help me!
2008: Now i can pass to the beyond happily! May you be prosperous!!!
2009: Amen!
GOD bless
December 31, 2008
December 25, 2008
Season"s Greetings
Where did the year go? Suddenly it is December......again - and before we realize that with giant strides we started January and within a blink of an eye,2008 is on its back!
A big "Thank You" to you all,for the huge impact you had on my life this year. Especially for all the support and e-mails I received.......without you,I'm sure that 2008 would have been extremely boring.
From my side I wish you all a magical Festive Season filled with Loving Wishes and Beautiful Thoughts.
May 2009 mark the beginning of a Tidal Wave of Love, Happiness and Bright Futures.
And to those who need someone special, may you find that true love
To those who need money, may your finances overflow
To those who need caring, may you find a good heart
To those who need friends, may you meet lovely people
To those who need life, may you find GOD
Should you be driving during this time.....please take care!
Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year
A big "Thank You" to you all,for the huge impact you had on my life this year. Especially for all the support and e-mails I received.......without you,I'm sure that 2008 would have been extremely boring.
From my side I wish you all a magical Festive Season filled with Loving Wishes and Beautiful Thoughts.
May 2009 mark the beginning of a Tidal Wave of Love, Happiness and Bright Futures.
And to those who need someone special, may you find that true love
To those who need money, may your finances overflow
To those who need caring, may you find a good heart
To those who need friends, may you meet lovely people
To those who need life, may you find GOD
Should you be driving during this time.....please take care!
Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year
December 23, 2008
Smart Modern Wife
Modern wives are too smart please do not try with your own
wife.
Letter from husband (who is abroad) to wife
Dear Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100
kisses.
You are my sweetheart.
Your husband,
Bunty.
His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses
details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's
milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or
three kisses Instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have
given him Some other items....... ....
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance
of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Should I plan same way for next month? Please Advise!!!
wife.
Letter from husband (who is abroad) to wife
Dear Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100
kisses.
You are my sweetheart.
Your husband,
Bunty.
His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses
details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's
milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or
three kisses Instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have
given him Some other items....... ....
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance
of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Should I plan same way for next month? Please Advise!!!
December 18, 2008
Have a glorious day
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,
He said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry,and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said...
You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...
SO NOW I WILL SAY:
I like you because of whom you are to me...
…A true friend.
Remember:
A good friend will come bail you out of jail....
But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying...
"WE screwed up!"
I've learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I've learned...that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.
I've learned...that money doesn't buy class.
I've learned...that it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
I've learned...that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
I've learned...that the Lord didn't do it all in one day.
I've learned...that to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
I've learned...that the less time I have to work, the more things I get done.
He said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry,and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said...
You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...
SO NOW I WILL SAY:
I like you because of whom you are to me...
…A true friend.
Remember:
A good friend will come bail you out of jail....
But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying...
"WE screwed up!"
I've learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I've learned...that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.
I've learned...that money doesn't buy class.
I've learned...that it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
I've learned...that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
I've learned...that the Lord didn't do it all in one day.
I've learned...that to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
I've learned...that the less time I have to work, the more things I get done.
December 16, 2008
26 Beautiful One liners
1.Give God what's right -- not what's left.
2.Man's way leads to a hopeless end God's way leads to an endless hope.
3.A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
4.He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
5.In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma, but never let him be the period.
6.Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
7.Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.
8.When praying, don't give God instructions, just report for duty.
9.Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
10.We don't change God's message -His message changes us.
11.The church is prayer-conditioned.
12.When God ordains, He sustains.
13.WARNING: Exposure to the SON may prevent burning.
14.Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
15.Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
16.Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
17.Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.
18.Never give the devil a ride - he will always want to drive.
19.Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
20.Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
21.He who angers you controls you.
22.Worry is the "darkroom" in which "negatives" can develop.
23.Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.
24.Be ye fishers of men - you catch them & He'll clean them.
25.God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
26.Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.
2.Man's way leads to a hopeless end God's way leads to an endless hope.
3.A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
4.He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
5.In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma, but never let him be the period.
6.Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
7.Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.
8.When praying, don't give God instructions, just report for duty.
9.Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
10.We don't change God's message -His message changes us.
11.The church is prayer-conditioned.
12.When God ordains, He sustains.
13.WARNING: Exposure to the SON may prevent burning.
14.Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
15.Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
16.Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
17.Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.
18.Never give the devil a ride - he will always want to drive.
19.Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
20.Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
21.He who angers you controls you.
22.Worry is the "darkroom" in which "negatives" can develop.
23.Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.
24.Be ye fishers of men - you catch them & He'll clean them.
25.God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
26.Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.
December 12, 2008
Smart thinking!!!!
A man and his wife quarreled and had a fight.After the fight,the wife went into the bedroom.A few minutes later,the husband also trooped into the bedroom and only to find the wife busy packing her katuundu in the suitcase.
He asked "You are packing! Where are you going??"
She answered…" To my mother!"
The man paused for a while and also got his big brown pure leather suitcase and started packing his clothes.
The wife angrily stared at him and said "You are packing!Where are you going?"
He replied " Oh ya! I am going to my mother!"
The wife… “To your mother! And what about the children!Who is going to look after them?"
The man… “You are going to your mother! Fine -I am also going to my mother.The children also should go to their mother"
He asked "You are packing! Where are you going??"
She answered…" To my mother!"
The man paused for a while and also got his big brown pure leather suitcase and started packing his clothes.
The wife angrily stared at him and said "You are packing!Where are you going?"
He replied " Oh ya! I am going to my mother!"
The wife… “To your mother! And what about the children!Who is going to look after them?"
The man… “You are going to your mother! Fine -I am also going to my mother.The children also should go to their mother"
December 11, 2008
Please release the poor boy
Iam on my knees begging the kidnappers to please release Doja's sister innocent boy to her,I know you are fighting for your right but thats not a way to go about it.
